you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
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Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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