69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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