How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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