On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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