go do what you do best...puke behind churches
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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