OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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