so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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