So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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