Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
