I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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