I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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