i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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