Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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