pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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