O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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