so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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