the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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