why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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