Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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