I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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