yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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