I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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