I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
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All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
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They are going to name an STD after you.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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