his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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