i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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