there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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