susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Randomize
