Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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