Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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