we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
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Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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