so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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