the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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