Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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