This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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