I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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