Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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