BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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