Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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