He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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