If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Randomize
