Old men and throwing up are my life now.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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