Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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