A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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