i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
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