I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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