What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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