if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
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I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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