Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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