So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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