these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Randomize
