My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She bit a glass in half.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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