I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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