There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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