I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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