You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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