Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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